Don’t make me armar the puta.
Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt – 175 g/m²
The legend goes like this:
In a forgotten kingdom, long before therapy existed, the men went to war — and failed miserably.
Outnumbered, outsmarted, and frankly, overdramatic, the king had no choice. He looked at his last hope: the royal putas.
He rang the emergency bell (a stiletto tied to a sword) and shouted:
👉 “Armem as putas!”
Moments later, the courtesans kicked open the brothel doors, suited up in knight’s armor, and marched into battle — with thigh-highs under chainmail and vengeance in their eyes.
They didn’t just win. They redesigned war.
Wear this shirt when diplomacy fails and someone’s about to meet your final form.
Because sometimes, the only option left… is to armar a puta.
Don’t make me armar the puta.
Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt – 175 g/m²
The legend goes like this:
In a forgotten kingdom, long before therapy existed, the men went to war — and failed miserably.
Outnumbered, outsmarted, and frankly, overdramatic, the king had no choice. He looked at his last hope: the royal putas.
He rang the emergency bell (a stiletto tied to a sword) and shouted:
👉 “Armem as putas!”
Moments later, the courtesans kicked open the brothel doors, suited up in knight’s armor, and marched into battle — with thigh-highs under chainmail and vengeance in their eyes.
They didn’t just win. They redesigned war.
Wear this shirt when diplomacy fails and someone’s about to meet your final form.
Because sometimes, the only option left… is to armar a puta.